Bücher von Derrick Arnott

Q. What does a woman do with her arsehole before making love?A. Drops him off at the club.Is this sexist? Who decides whether it should or should not be?It is just one of a random collection of quips, poems, paraprosdokians, anecdotes, philosophies and rants selected from the compiler's email inbox over a period of years. A collection of fun, filth and philosophy!Remember that he didn't send these emails, he received them. He hopes you will find this eclectic collection amusing, interesting and thought provoking.You may laugh at some and cringe at others.If you think you might be offended by some of the corny, tasteless, tacky, allegedly racist, sexist, ageist, politically incorrect content, then please -DON'T BUY THIS BOOKBut remember, too ,that the two most obdurate, intolerantbooks ever written were the Bible and the Quoran.WARNINGPolitical correctness can seriously damage your sense of humour"I laughed so hard, the tears ran down my legs."

This short book asks a simple question: "Why do we tolerate a political system under which incompetence and dishonesty thrive?" It also gives the answer... and offers the solution. The author once stood as an Independent candidate at the 2005 general election. He describes his experience as both "Pissing into a hurricane force wind" and "Trying to fart against thunder!" Married with four children and six grandchildren he, like most of us, would like to see them inherit a nation of prosperity and integrity. He doesn't think they will unless some radical changes are made-soon. He has written two other books: Social Domestic & Pleasure and Accidental Millionaire.