Bücher von Franklin Dave Franklin

Five stories with a sting in the tail. Riders on the StormEaters of Evil SpiritsNear-Life ExperienceSaving a Child from GodLook What I Have for You

A three-novel anthology that wallows in dark, twisted humour, sexual obsession, and the latent violence of the male animal.Book 1: Looking For Sarah Jane SmithMarty's living in a Welsh town he hates, doing a job he's lost interest in and so bored he can't even be bothered with sex.But a new life beckons in Australia. It's also a chance to get away from his stupid mates, the loveable loser John and the ultra-macho Wasp Boy.Maybe he'll even meet an exquisite girl like his Doctor Who heroine, Sarah Jane Smith, and live happily ever after…Looking for Sarah Jane Smith - For anyone who suspects life's a bit rubbish.Part road trip and part celebration of idiotic male friendship, Looking for Sarah Jane Smith is sure to strike a chord with those who appreciate Withnail & I, Peep Show and Bill Hicks.'...if there's one thing that stands out about this, it's how bloody funny it is. I actually packed Looking for Sarah Jane Smith for a long-haul flight and such a page-turner did it prove to be that I finished it within a couple of hours.' - Living Abroad Magazine'...A bitter, crude, but funny book... These boys are not particularly likeable, but their story is raw, honest, unsophisticated and rooted in bittersweet reality.' - Post NewspapersBook 2: Girls Like Funny BoysPart coming of age story, part exploration of the maddening nature of dreams, Girls Like Funny Boys is a potent mix of sexual obsession, guilt and fame."Gina crouched, resting on her haunches to continue the conversation. Her legs were too far apart. There was a hole in her black tights just above the left knee. Johnny felt a hot urge to poke a finger in it. He wished she'd leave him alone. He wished she wasn't wearing tights. He stared at her lopsided mouth and the way her fat lower lip jutted out. It was so red it bordered on purple, the colour of strawberries on the turn."Meet Johnny Goodwin. He's grown up in a quiet Brisbane suburb with loving parents, a faithful dog and an unrequited yearning for his teenage sweetheart, Angie Everson.Now in his last year at school, he's finally caught her eye by starring in a teacher-baiting pantomime. Dreams are already taking shape of a career in entertainment, perhaps with Angie by his side.All he's got to do is pass his exams, get to uni and keep away from Gina Wood, that weird girl who once let him touch her…'Girls Like Funny Boys wasn't what I expected - and that's simply not fair as Dave Franklin's not meant to be writing to a formula. But I really didn't expect to find this as engaging, involving and quite as emotional as I did. I loved Johnny, rode the waves of his life every step of the way. Most of all I just loved this book.' - Australian Crime FictionBook 3: To Dare A FutureA van driver with abduction and murder on his mind.An eleven-year-old girl snatched on her way home from ballet.A tortured reporter, happy to use her death and the terrifying reign of a child killer to help make his name…To Dare A Future - We all have black thoughts. It's just some of us act on them.'Don't let the rather bland title put you off - this is an impressive read, spiced with ethical dilemmas as well as earthy dialogue and humour.' - Sunday Times

They're coming to get you! The Muslim Zombies is Dave Franklin's tenth novel.

Sickened by man's barbarity, a medieval lord decides to conduct a bold experiment.Length: 19,000 words.This brutal tale can be found in the short story collection, Straitjacket Blues 2 and the anthology Begin The Madness.About The AuthorDave Franklin's caustic, profanity-laced prose should be approached with caution. Here's a handy guide to his full-length work:DARK COMEDYLooking For Sarah Jane SmithManic Streets of PerthEnglish Toss on Planet AndongEvil Arse Soup (An anthology of the above titles)HORROR / SUPERNATURAL / DARK FANTASYStraitjacket Blues 1-3The Goodreads KillerBegin The Madness (An anthology of the above titles)CRIME / PSYCHOLOGICALGirls Like Funny BoysTo Dare A FutureBlundering Blokes (An anthology of the above titles)Riders on the Storm and other Killer SongsEROTICA / HUMOURBawdy Blokes: Three Porno Funnies

*** R-rated for graphic content ***Inspired by the epic John Miles song, Dave Franklin's 31,000-word novella follows a well-respected gentleman as he takes to the streets of Whitechapel.This story can also be found in the murder-infused anthology, Riders on the Storm and Other Killer Songs.