Bücher von Loony

The most bizarre sex death ever is not the one in which a man died during a twelve-hour orgy after betting his friends he could have sex for half a day straight. Neither is it the one in which a lion ate a woman while her boyfriend ran naked to the police station. You would never guess. This book is a collection of all the craziest deaths that occurred during sex. The only thing we are not sure of is whether it's material for laughter or tears."Such a bizarre yet entertaining book! When the grim reaper decides it's time, he doesn't care if someone is in the middle of an orgasm! Some deaths are shocking, but some made me crack up."- Madame Magdalena, author of "How to Snag that Millionaire When You're not the Prettiest Girl in the Room"

Why is the devil red? And what fathers must never do? Jokes can make you laugh and tell you the truth at the same time. Some jokes were scattered all across the internet. Our beloved Loony, who swore never to mock Discord Boy again, made up the others. "Some jokes are horribly sexist, but others are witty and hilarious! Don't read in public because you can start laughing out loud."- Madame Magdalena, author of "How to Snag a Millionaire When You're Not the Prettiest Girl in the Room""I read this book and realized that Loony has a small penis."- Discord Boy

Women can fake orgasms for various reasons. And it can be really hard to say the difference between real moans and acting talent. With his valuable lesson, Loony will help you learn how to tell if your girlfriend is faking her orgasm.But the lessons will also help you cope with it and teach you what it means to be a perfect lover."Loony ruined all the fun."- Madame Magdalena, author of "How to Snag that Millionaire When You're not the Prettiest Girl in the Room"