Bücher von Phillip Tilley

Bartenders get better tips if they tell a good joke. These jokes are numbered so you can easily find your favorite and the printing is large so you can read it in a poorly lit bar!

What if you were told you would be expected to continue reporting for work every day but you would never get paid for it? What if you were told you could never become rich no matter how hard you tried? What if you were told you could never own a car and that in fact to even operate an automobile you would need to be authorized by the government? What if you were told you would never be allowed to own anything? What if you were told you could never have any money? What if you were told you could never own your own home and that the American dream is just a dream? What if you were told the entire life you think you have been living is a lie? What if you were told, "Wake up people, the Money Matrix has you."?