Bücher von Russell Holbrook

REVENGE, AND GYPSY FUNNEL CAKES, ARE BEST SERVED HOT WITH A SIDE OF CURSES! It was a typical Tuesday evening when mystical grease and pornography enthusiasts Piper and Shelly were indulging in their favorite Gypsy funnel cake at the Mable Town food truck park. But Piper's delight turned to disgust when she found an unwelcome hair in her portion of the treat. She expressed her dissatisfaction loudly, leading Shelly to request a replacement from the wise old gypsy woman. The woman kindly complied, but also added a special ingredient to the snack - one that would have lasting effects on Piper and Shelly's lives. They soon learned that insulting a gypsy's culinary skills can lead to unexpected consequences and that you truly are what you eat. Piper and Shelly's strange encounter is a mix of body horror, satire, and dark humor that will leave you craving more.

SOMETIMES IT TAKES A DEVIL TO DO THE LORD'S WORKMable Town has come under the rule of the oppressive Valkos Enterprises government, forcing their brand on the populous and demanding conformity with every aspect of its citizens' lives. Even so, Mary, Joseph, and their cat, Lucy Furr, are happy with their mundane existence. That is until a malicious group of teenagers attack the beloved feline, causing a gruesome and deadly chain of events. Lucy Furr is a surreal, gore-soaked thrill-ride for both horror and dark fantasy fiction fans alike!

DANCE, DANCE, DANCE!!!!! In the heart of Mable Town, there is a sweet and irreverent love story blooming! All teenage Wanda wants is to be a part of the local vampire dance troupe, Blood Waltz - the acclaimed free-form avant garde group that actually doesn't do any waltzing at all. With their dark and mysterious allure, they captivate Wanda's imagination and he yearns to join their ranks. However, Wanda's overbearing mother is vehemently against vampires, especially dancing ones, and forbids her son from having anything to do with them. But mothers don't always know what's best, do they? Despite her mother's disapproval, Wanda rebels and sneaks out to attend a Blood Waltz performance. Little does he know that this act of defiance will have disastrous consequences, leading him down a dark path seeking vengeance against a rival dancer. As Wanda grapples with he newfound bloodlust and struggles to maintain control, he must also navigate the complicated waters of teenage love. Will Wanda be able to redeem himself and see his dreams of joining Blood Waltz come true? Can love, and dance, conquer all, or will vampiric desires prevail in the end? In this heartwarming tale of forbidden love and redemption, we are reminded not to give up on our dreams - or our shoes - no matter how dark life (or the dance floor) may get!

FOOD! FAMILY! MAYHEM! MURDER! Ah, it must be the holidays!From the splatter to the surreal, The Distended Table is a buffet for the horror fiction connoisseur!You'll feast on the delights of a murderous pilgrim, insane Black Friday violence, fast food terrors, a vengeful vegan, a dark seasonal secret in the depths of Belfast City Centre, and many more frightfully delicious dishes!With horror and humor, and plenty of heart, each serving has a taste all its own! If you love holiday horror or just a great, creepy - or gory or disturbing or outrageous- story, then this collection is sure to satisfy your appetite for trepidation!