Bücher von Saoulidis George Saoulidis

Dead GorgeousWhen a professional dronehunter dies from an electrocution accident, he meets his Reaper face to face. Turns out she's quite cute, inexperienced and has a magnificent tushy. To both their surprise he doesn't really die that day, so they go on a coffee date as if nothing happened. Will Theseus manage to figure out how to stay alive, when his reaper is quite inexperienced, when this new world of the dead and living is opened up to him and when the god of death wants his reaper back?This is book 1 of the Tushy Reaper series.Warning: The protagonist likes big butts and cannot lie.

Kietel mijn augurkRollerball ontmoet GLOW in deze verdomde puinhoop van een sportverhaal.Wanneer een failliete pantserspeler uiteindelijk een tweederangs kanjerspeler bezit, besluit hij er voor te gaan. Maar zal het hem lukken om zelfs winst te maken, als hij weinig weet over het spel en de louche wereld ervan, als de tegenstanders vies spelen op en buiten het veld, en als de populariteit van het spel toeneemt met elke speler die geblesseerd en dood is?Wil je het bloedige spel van Cyberpink bekijken? Wil je Pickle Pie ontmoeten? Lees dan dit spannende verhaal waarin populariteit koningin is en het bloed roze loopt.Dit is boek 1 van de Cyberpink-serie.WAARSCHUWING: "Augurktaart' bevat drugsgebruik, lage remmingen, vloeken in meerdere talen, Britse spelling, Europese politieke correctheid, een heleboel dingen die in het metrische systeem worden gegeven, roze bloed, rood bloed, gedroogd bloed, verering van verzonnen bedrijfsgoden, verwijzingen naar mannelijke en vrouwelijke lichaamsdelen, drinken, misbruik, moord voor de sport, moord voor de verhuur, poging tot moord, wellustige fanjongens rechtstreeks van 4chan, polyamorie, gangsterpraktijken, schuldslavernij (het niet-sexuele soort slavernij), transhumanisme, verkeerd geciteerde Doctor Who lijnen, LGBT karakters, diversiteit, augurk consumptie in grote hoeveelheden, ouzo consumptie in grote hoeveelheden, slecht genoemde dingen, badkamer scènes (Hitchcock zou trots zijn,) en het verhaal van een held die gewoon probeert het juiste te doen terwijl hij klaagt over het.

When Aphrodite sends her off to a sex convention in Canary Wharf, Eudora makes the flight and shows up. But will she manage to fulfill the terms of her contract, when she has nothing entertaining to show people, when an unusual Santa is hogging all the attention and when her own insecurities drag her down? This is a Christmas special of the Influencer book series.WARNING: Contains explicit futanari/hermaphrodite content.

When the new girl in town stumbles on a couple with a very unique relationship, she decides to help them with an unconventional solution. But will she manage to keep them together despite the cosmic forces trying to keep them apart, when the very nature of the solution she proposed can get in the way of the couple and when her university professor is opposed to the project?

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When a girl from the city shows up, a young falconer starts to get interested in her. But will he manage to win her heart, when he has to survive every day by hunting delivery drones around the city, when things go bad one after another and when she turns out to be too much of a free spirit?A story with GameLit elements.

Aboard a Generation Ship, Men Are OptionalY The Last Man meets Battlestar Galactica in this generation-spanning space story.When Ash returns from his scouting mission, he finds the generation fleet 60 years older and run over by women. But will he manage to deliver his precious data to the ship's computer, when his only friends are a teenage girl and a chauvinist drone, when every woman aboard wants to kill him on sight and when the bloodthirsty leader Una wants to stop things from changing?Do you want to see what's next for the Ash the Last Scout and Dot the only orphan? Do you want to meet AI Luna? Then read this multifaceted space story that challenges the very foundations of humanity.EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING

Blood Runs PinkRollerball meets GLOW in this bloody mess of a sport story.Contains 2 books:Pickle PieCherry PiePickle Pie: When a bankrupt armourer ends up owning a second-rate jugger player, he decides to go for it. But will he manage to even turn a profit, when he knows little about the game and its seedy world, when the opponents play dirty on and off the field, and when the game's popularity grows with every player injury and death?Do you wanna watch the bloody game of Cyberpink? Do you wanna meet Pickle Pie? Then read this exciting story where popularity is queen and blood runs pink.Cherry Pie: Hector has formed his team and is now the proud owner of two Cyberpink athletes. He still has no clue what to do and how to move forward, and the enemies he has already made are trying to elbow him out of the game before he even gets to the starting line. Cherry acclimates to her new home, and Pickle's past comes back to bite her in the butt. Will the newly-formed team manage to win their first match? Can Pickle keep her secret? Find out in the second book of this exciting story where popularity is queen and blood runs pink.This is book 1 of the Cyberpink Box Set series.WARNING: "Pie Box 1" contains drug use, low inhibitions, cursing in multiple languages, British spelling, European political correctness, a ton of stuff given in the metric system, pink blood, red blood, dried blood, worship of made-up corporate gods, references to male and female body parts, drinking, abuse, murder for sport, murder for hire, attempted murder, lecherous fanboys directly from 4chan, polyamory, gangsterism, debt bondage (the non-sexy kind of bondage,) transhumanism, misquoted Doctor Who lines, LGBT characters, diversity, pickle consumption in large quantities, ouzo consumption in large quantities, poorly named things, bathroom scenes (Hitchcock would be proud,) and the story of a hero who's just trying to do the right thing while complaining about it.

She Wanted Thousands of Followers. Now There Is One She Can Never Shake Off.Antonioni's "Blow Up" meets It Follows in this selfie obsessed young adult story.When a sheltered teenager starts noticing a hazy face following her in her photographs, she begins to investigate an urban legend. But will she uncover the truth when she gets in trouble with a technology corporation, when an enigmatic hacker starts telling her conspiracy theories and when the hazy face becomes all too real and starts chasing her non-stop?From Retrofuturism: "Erinyes mixes the selfie generation with sci-fi elements to uncover a conspiracy."From ScifiSelect: "A new kind of nightmare to haunt your restless nights…"Do you want to know what's next for the inexperienced self-adoring Mahi? Do you wanna meet the Erinyes? Then read this unique young adult horror story that toys with the very concept of narcissism.

Percy Jackson meets William Gibson in this thrilling world of Myth, Gods and Tech.What happens when a corporation gets a god complex? Find out in our series of books. Described as light cyberpunk, definitely sci-fi and with a fresh twist on Greek mythology.The gods are back in town. Skyscrapers pop out of nowhere all over Athens. Corporations rename themselves as Greek gods. It all started with the Greek crisis of 2009 and will forever change the world as we know it.Some say that CEO's have gone mad. Others, that they know damn well what they are doing. That there is something solid amongst the myth.In the day of inter-connectivity and social media admiration, can the myths come back to life?Inspired by Dan Simmons' Ilium, this fast-paced world blossomed into dozens of intertwined stories spanning all subgenres, from mystery to action to young adult and is certain to keep you at the edge of your seat.ErinyesShe Wanted Thousands of Followers. Now There Is One She Can Never Shake Off.When a sheltered teenager starts noticing a hazy face following her in her photographs, she begins to investigate an urban legend. But will she uncover the truth when she gets in trouble with a technology corporation, when an enigmatic hacker starts telling her conspiracy theories and when the hazy face becomes all too real and starts chasing her non-stop?Do you want to know what's next for the inexperienced self-adoring Mahi? Do you wanna meet the Erinyes?NanodaemonsThey're Just Trying To Steer You Right. And Play Your Favourite MP3sWhen an ordinary guy's implanted devices are reset after a construction accident that costs him his arm, the daemons in charge of his electronics are just trying to do their job as usual. But will they manage to keep their user happy and alive, when every bit of info they uncover becomes another part of a mystery, when it becomes clear that someone is framing him for murder and when a corporation is sending an unusual assassin after him?Do you want to know what's next for the poor daemons? Do you wanna meet the User? Then read a curious case of eudaemonia in this unique sci-fi action thriller.

Handle the Most Difficult Girl in the Galaxy, or Everything Blows UpWhen an alien princess arrives, a jaded celebrity handler has to keep her happy. But will he manage to get through her visit, when catering to her spoiled needs is the only way to prevent her from exploding the Earth, when rebels are trying to assassinate her and when he starts to seriously fall in love with her?

Percy Jackson meets William Gibson in this thrilling world of Myth, Gods and Tech.What happens when a corporation gets a god complex? Find out in our series of books. Described as light cyberpunk, definitely sci-fi and with a fresh twist on Greek mythology.The gods are back in town. Skyscrapers pop out of nowhere all over Athens. Corporations rename themselves as Greek gods. It all started with the Greek crisis of 2009 and will forever change the world as we know it.Some say that CEO's have gone mad. Others, that they know damn well what they are doing. That there is something solid amongst the myth.In the day of inter-connectivity and social media admiration, can the myths come back to life?Inspired by Dan Simmons' Ilium, this fast-paced world blossomed into dozens of intertwined stories spanning all subgenres, from mystery to action to young adult and is certain to keep you at the edge of your seat.Crying Over Spilt Light (Hire a Muse Book 1)Ex Machina meets A Beautiful Mind in this mind-bending sci-fi thriller.On the verge of abandoning his life-long project, an obsessive physicist hires the innovative service of an android Muse to help him finish his work. But when things start to go missing from his life, he must learn that not all is worth sacrificing on the altar of science before he has nothing left to live for.Do you want to know what's next for poor-but-brilliant Yanni? Do you wanna meet the Muse? Then read this unique sci-fi thriller that toys with the very concept of inspiration.Slow Up (Hire a Muse Book 2)When Galene meets a man who's only goal in life is to make his mind go faster, she ends up falling for him. But will she manage to keep the relationship going at the top of the glass tower, when in reality she's too much of a slob and is bogged down with all her unfinished goals, when their age difference becomes too much of a problem, and when his work places them in the sights of an unforgiving huntress?Do you want to know what's next for the computer geek Galene? Do you wanna meet Artemis? Then read this bittersweet story in a world where thinking too swiftly can get you killed.The Girl Who Twisted Fate's ArmWhen the daughter of Greece's premier singer fails to sing as expected, she finds out about a biker group of women. But will she manage to find the elusive Orosa, the bikers' motovlogger, when all she has to go on are random street-sightings of criminal behaviour, when her family is opposed to her following this path and when her dad's employer wants to keep her as she was for marketing purposes?Do you want to know what's next for the voiceless Aura? Do you wanna meet the Amazons? Then read this coming of age story in a world where fate is quite literal.NanodaemonsA technothriller with internet-of-things devices.Plus 24 short stories:BeauThe Whale on the VeilHave You Tried Turning Her Off and On Again?Come and Get ItHewooBerenice's HairTickle My PickleThe Cupcake IngredientThe Hologram RiotAdiadne's StringNanodaemons: SelenographyNanodaemons: The Fir Smart-TreeBig, Round SnowballsOn Pointe All Day LongThe Left Hand of AgnesThe Luggage DisasterAristotle's Recipe for DisasterSpeaking in BubblesGorgonise MeBlack AsklepiosBOO! A Halloween StoryAMOK|KOMAYou Have Too Many FriendsBird's-Eye View of the Back of Your Head

A Curious Case Of EudaemoniaTron meets Inside Out in this funny sci-fi thriller.When an ordinary guy's implanted devices are reset after a construction accident that costs him his arm, the daemons in charge of his electronics are just trying to do their job as usual. But will they manage to keep their user happy and alive, when every bit of info they uncover becomes another part of a mystery, when it becomes clear that someone is framing him for murder and when a corporation is sending a snake charmer assassin after him?Inspired by Aristophanes Clouds (Nefeles) and a little bit of "Inside Out," this fast-paced action-thriller delivers computer jokes along with an interesting tale of redemption.From ScifiSelect: "This humorous look into the Internet of Things is equal parts exiting and worrisome." Do you want to know what's next for the poor daemons? Do you wanna meet the User? Then read a curious case of eudaemonia in this unique sci-fi action thriller.