Bücher von Theophilus Monroe

Put not your trust in princes...I was foolish to ever think the government would help in our battle against the elven legion.Support the President's alliance with the elven king... or be arrested for murder.Technically, I was guilty... but what a choice!And I can't even use my abilities to fight...Not so long as the fairies are aligned with the elves.There's only one way to get the upper hand.I have to appeal to the furies... the "queens" of the fairy realm.They demand justice... for the one who died by my magic.If I don't face the music, if I can't convince the furies that justice was done, I'll never be able to stop the elves.

Working out sucks!Especially when your girlfriend is like the next Jillian Michaels.It doesn't help that Layla is a princess. Of like, elves. So beautiful, powerful and regal.I am preparing to fight like the fate of the world might depend on... me.My girlfriend has disappeared back to her world.Elven legions might attack Earth, there's been a coup attempt and rumors of dead elves coming back to life.But something doesn't feel right about all of this...Between surprise wedgies, the folks at my church upset at me, and my talking-cat's Animal Planet addiction...It's like my whole life is in disarray.How can I be expected to save anyone, much less the world?