Puzzles & Spiele

Return to Leafy Hill takes the reader with a sense of humour into a crazy world of adventure that is degree level Biology at a university that is anything but normal. Our hero, Charles, finds himself back at Lady Jane Grey University at the age of 23 to re-sit a semester, due to irregularities on the original 3 year Biology course. He is reunited with his old chums, such as Elizabeth Posh-parents and Jim Skint, at the Leafy Hill Campus, situated between the village that bears its name and the outskirts of Leicester.An ordinary young man is catapulted back into an extraordinary world, where experiments include building a replica of the human gut using Lego bricks. Trouble is never far away as goings-on become more surreal. A watchful eye has to be kept upon infantile and dastardly lecturers, and plucky Charles begins to undertake mysterious covert missions for the good of the university.

When retired accountant, detective fiction devotee and lifelong philanderer, Philip Ramsbottom, set up a private investigation agency, he had thought it wise to accept only straightforward tasks - after all, his entire experience of detective work had been gained from reading crime novels.Philip had thus not expected his very first commission to draw him into the murky world of espionage.Elite special agents were required to save the British and NATO nuclear submarine fleets. Such a dangerous assignment, however, would have been more suitably allocated to people with relevant experience - in preference to Philip and his former lover, Rebecca Carter.The quest for the Sirens' Song Configuration would have been much better pursued by the ultra-secret group of super-spies known as Deep Black.In another affectionate tribute to many classic storylines, Swan Morrison once again incorporates comedy, crime, espionage, romance, the paranormal and more into a complex and action packed adventure thriller.

Welcome to the world of Little Nell; an adorable, plaid jumper-wearing, doe-eyed girl. Little Nell is cute and spunky with only one unfortunate, minor flaw.She has a habit of dying....a LOT.Craig Gilbert continues to make us smile and laugh with his poetic, gallows humor in this, the fourth installment of the Little Nell poems.

Santa paws has been kidnapped and taken to a far away place. Pages from the Book are missing and people's stories are being lost. Can the friends find Santa Paws in time for Christmas deliveries?This is a humorous account of the adventures of a group of travellers from the Book of Face. It is a fun read.

Where would we be without cakes? Thinner, healthier, bouncing out of bed in the morning and smoothly easing into our morning routine of star jumps and jogging round the park? Perhaps, but is it worth the payoff? After all, it's a well-established fact in scientific circles (which are also round), that cakes are delicious. And not all cakes are detrimental to your health, take carrot cakes for example (make sure you pay for them first), originally designed for rabbits with a sweet tooth, but nowadays they're generally made for human consumption. Surely these delightful vegetable cakes are good for you, and eat enough of them and they give you a lovely tan. A safe way to look bronzed and healthy without exposing yourself to too much sun, perhaps the only way to get a tan in England these days.Imagining a world without cakes is a pretty bleak prospect. That's why I decided to write the book 'Much Ado About Muffin', its aim is to promote the increasingly under attack cakes place in society. Enjoy

Looney Tunes meets Southpark.Short stories that'll make you feel something (for god's sake you're dead inside, you robot) and hopefully laugh

Two books in one!!! First, one of the most important people on planet Bane, and the only way our hero can solve the case is to have lots of sex.Second, our hero is shot with a raygun that makes him impotent, and he drinks til he forgets the tragity

Set in 1969/70, Ian Brewin is in his first year as a newly qualified teacher and has been given a form who are not the most academic...For every action there is a reaction and in the case of 3E the outcomes of every task results in some hilarious and memorable conclusions as their approach to problem solving often leaves staff speechless but smiling. St Christopher's United Modern School exposes the daily problems of living and learning in a working class, deprived environment with limited resources.Sometimes very moving and sensitive, it highlights the fine balance between an education and an existence.It is funny from the first day to the last with its childhood wit and banter.

An extraordinary book, giving seminal insights into such diverse matters as Amazons and aardvarks, and the mythical or legendary Eve (of Eden), Helen (of Troy), and Joan (of Arc ).Of great importance is the clever Table of Contents - located conveniently for Americans near the beginning of the book - setting out the subjects of the book's twenty-seven categories, together with the page numbers that each of these categories begins on.As an additional aid the publishers have included an Index at the end of the book, listing, in very sensible alphabetical order, the countless selected words or phrases which are defined (1,654 times, or perhaps more), clarified, or otherwise articulated in the preceding pages, although not in the Table of Contents.Saying anything else, at this stage, would be entirely superfluous, and probably an insult.

Marsha Hendershot is given the job of "super hero" by two celestial beings and told to fight crime, save Earth, along with our pitiful species, and pick up litter. Suddenly her life with Mooch, her beloved dog, and Buster, her deranged goldfish, is turned upside down. Marsha doesn't want the job, but,curiosity and the need to succeed at something, just once in her lifetime leads her to become Super Chick. How she deals with her role as a super hero, runs her bakery, falls in love with Bruce Canfield, saves her parent's marriage, and the life of her batty neighbor, Mattie Mc Fee, is the basis for this fast-paced and hilariously funny chick-lit romp through the world of the unimaginable. Marsha, amazingly, does it all while saving herself from freezing to death in a meat locker, loosing dozens of biscotti to Super Chick's fire retardant foam, and capturing Abdullah bin Chad Al-Hijazi, an Afbadistan terrorist, intent on destroying the United States.

Welcome to the Super Hero Creation Mini-solo. This is a first in an upcoming series of solo books called "Egyptian Lords" using the hero you just made in this solo.To create your Hero, you will need this book, a pencil, a handful of 6 sided dice, and a copy of the Hero Sheet in the back of this solo. Playing through this solo will not only construct your Super Hero, it will teach you the game mechanics of play with samples of each action interaction. Unlike a normal solo, your scores will change rapidly as each decision you make will affect your Hero. As you make your choices, you will be directed to turn to various numbered entries.This is a 66 entry Mini-Solo. The author has also published the solos: "Three Days to the Tower", "Vorkin's Tower", "Granny's Garden" and "The Haunted Warehouse".

To call Ram Boner a sexist pig, is a bridge too far. He is a teaser, but also a pleaser. He doesn't like to beat around the bush (no pun intended), and therein lies the strength of his work. It's simple, straight to the point and recognizable. Don't take it all too seriously, just take it... bitch!"witches and bitches all over the placethe time is right to shoot sperm in their face"