Puzzles & Spiele

This book is dedicated to all living beings who expect to die sometime and to all of the dead people who ever lived who may still be living somewhere, sometime, somehow. This book is also dedicated to all of the people who are living that may need some ideas about what to do with themselves after they die. And, to all the people who will soon be living by virtue of one or more of the following circumstances: birth, re-birth, resurrection, reincarnation, transconfiguration, cryogenic resuscitation, invasion of alien beings, angels falling out of grace, an act of one or more gods, transformation or transmigration, arrival from a different time / space / universe / plane of existence. If you have a faith, belief system, philosophical paradigm, or superstition to protect or defend regarding the subjects of life, death, afterlife, existence, spirits or god(s) that is your problem and I will leave you to it. Whoever you are, were or will be, I trust that you will enjoy the "Rest of Eternity".

How do old people die?I can't watch Flubber! There's too much animosity!I can't use my kite! The wind isn't working today.You didn't tell me clouds move? What else haven't you told me?I want to become a scientist so I can pick up chicks.I broke my milk!I don't like Darth Vader. He's just... too tall.I got salmonella from a creme egg.Voldemort doesn't have a nose. That means he can't sneeze. EVER!When I grow up, I want to be a tiger.I'm so hungry, I could eat a large portion of food!Saturn is my favourite planet because he has a hula hoop.My Mummy never drinks and drives. She only drinks when she is stuck in traffic.

When God decides it's time to present His creation with another miracle, Host, the superintendant of all things heavenly, puts in his request to handle the operation on a personal level. God approves but Gabriel isn't too sure about it. Host hasn't worked in the field in a very long time, and given that God has selected two hard drinking hoboes to provide the earthly assistance in the matter, Gabriel thinks it might be a bit much for his supervisor to control. Of course, Gabriel can't overrule God's decision but that doesn't stop him from butting in every once in a while. Between Gabriel's heckling and Abe and Shorty's imbibing, Host has his hands full as he goes about getting everything set up for the big event, but he's loving it. If everything goes according to Host's plans and Gabriel lets him get on with it, the miracle will turn the lives of the hoboes upside down and touch the world in ways you would never expect.

"Fruit Salad Always has Bananas" is designed to help today's modern woman negotiate the complexities of life with a more humorous outlook. It is the opinion of this author, that humor is the driving force that allows life to become more manageable.The book is a quick read for the busy lifestyle, and should be placed on any coffee table or night stand. It is both a good conversation piece, and a wrap up to any difficult day.Sit back and stir the bowl, as you find the piece of fruit that most describes your day.A portion of the proceeds from this book will be donated to women's cancer charities.

A funny tongue in cheek look at the A to Z of key financial and business terms. Find out what they really mean!! A guaranteed giggle in our current difficult times.Over 100 pages of financial and business terms, giving the original meaning as well as a humorous alternative.A laugh-a-minute read for anyone involved or interested in the world of commerce, finance, industry or investment.

Even saddled with the IQ of a loofah, the Drudge realises that his days are numbered. Anything which threatens the position of those arch-sycophants, the Hyenas, is anathema, and there can only be one response. Enraged, Margot The Leader of the Organisation, summons the Turnip, renowned International class Bully, for a quick 'kill.' Time is of the essence, for Margot's ambition is gripped by the Ultimate Prize, and she cannot afford slip-ups or loose ends.The Drudge and any sympathisers must go, which calls for work-place treachery par-excellence. The clock is ticking.So pull up a chair, as Margot, her future on the line, is driven to despair; and watch her plan begin to form. It is as we shall see however, the most desperate of intrigues, for only those completely devoid of honour and self-respect can be considered for this vilest of tasks. Where on earth was she possibly going to find those dregs of humanity, willing to expedite that foul and infamous plot, now known as the Great 'Boy Scout' Conspiracy?

Ten humorous poems which form a series of fables based on animals and plants.Botanic Verses holds a mirror to human aspiration, warning of the perils of pride, lack of self-control, secretiveness and unsuitable training. The book even explains why the Haggis finds life so miserable.Aimed at anyone with a sense of humour and a delight in verse.

Genetically modified food existed since the Stone Age.We have no idea what Ancient Egyptians looked like.Thomas Edison didn't invent the lightbulb.Women could vote since 1867.The writer, Homer, probably didn't exist.Giants aren't always tall.Ancient Greece wasn't a country.The Hanging Gardens of Babylon never existed.Gandhi was a horrible human being.

Lose Your Own Adventure is a pastiche, albeit a cynical one, to the classic "Choose Your Own Adventure" books many of us read growning up. However, Zoot Sax adds his own dark and morbid take on the concept.No one can completely control their own fate and no matter what choice you make, the grim reaper always wins.

Flames of War compliant suplement detailing the Japanese and USMC Forces for the Pacific Theatre of WW2, 1937 to 1945. Includes special rules on bunkers, detailed order of battle for IJN forces from the invasion of China in '37 to defence of the Home Islands in '45. Including engineering rules, obstacles and comprehensive rules on bunkers, obstacles, kamikaze atacks, banzai charges and desperate defenders rules. Detailed TO&E for the USMC from D-Series, E-Series and finally F-Series organisation -rules foramphibious assaulots, engineers, ship-to-shore bombardments and a whole host more!Fully illustrated with pictures, photographs and a comprehensive rules and order of battle section make this an invaluable addition to your FoW collection.

En esta ocasión, unos de los cuentos infantiles más famosos son versionados en una narrativa oscura, exclusiva para aquellas mentes enfermas y viciosas.El autor nos deleita con sus palabras, creando una sensación desagradable en nuestras pieles, pero a la vez divertida, al parodiar viciosa y sexualmente cuentos tan famosos como los de Caperucita Roja, Blancanieves, Hansel y Gretel... ¡y muchos más!No te los puedes perder. Seas un enfermo o no, este libro sacará una parte de ti que ni tú mismo conocías.ADVERTENCIA: Cuentos Infantiles NO APTOS para niños.

SOFTBACK VERSIONWhy is the Lord obsessed with cows?Do Buffalo have wings?How strong was the herb that was good?You might not find the answers to these questions, but you will find answers to many others, including just what Abraham was prepared to do for his country, in an adaptation of Genesis like no other.Literally Genesis is a humorous adaptation of the Book of Genesis as found in the King James Version of the Bible, leaving in the original text, yet embellishing it with more popular modern day narratives and characters. It's blasphemous, sacrilegious, irreligious, irreverent, and occasionally profane. You might be outraged and even insulted and you might even want to burn something down.This version of Genesis is most definitely not for children, but then again, if you took the time to read it you would find that the original isn't either.This is the Book of Genesis as it was never intended to be interpreted, yet strangely enough, it's no less ridiculous than any other.

El autor nos presenta 25 historias desde una perspectiva algo perversa y con el característico (no tan) fino humor, como lo es el del venezolano.Son situaciones algo bizarras que le pueden pasar a cualquiera de nosotros en algún momento del tiempo y el espacio o que pueden haberle ocurrido al amigo de un amigo..dime tu!Con un lenguaje algo rebuscado pero a la vez directo, se reflejan vivencias del autor aunque el no lo quiera reconocer, que lo han llevado a ser lo que es hoy.

The Flight Line Commedia is a humorous and poetic description of modern air travel based on Dante Alighieri's 14th century masterpiece, La Divina Commedia. The journey begins with the author lost in a dark, forbidding wilderness, in this case McCarran International Airport in Las Vegas (LAS). Thus begins the author's not so metaphorical "Infernal Return" home.With the help of his guide, Virgil, he journeys beneath the airport, meeting souls condemned to poetic justice for their sins as obnoxious airline travellers. Each level down takes him to more serious sinners until the worst sinners of all, The Managers. Finally, leaving purgatory behind, he emerges to the light of a new dawn, where his angel, the flight attendant Beatrice, guides him to his plane.The Flight Line Commedia remains true to Dante's unique rhyme scheme, with references to The Inferno as well as Star Wars and The Simpsons. It was the first-place winner in the 2011 Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest.

Holly's husband runs away, leaving her in the soup. Little does she realise that her real life is about to begin....This is a book which will make you thoroughly knowledgeable about Reality TV, giant jellyfish and the hazards of younger men, among many things.

Charming, funny and just occasionally a little bit sad, Rosy's Valentine Challenge follows the progress of one short-ish, round-ish forty-ish woman between 14th February and 14th November 2012.Posing a challenge to her friends and relatives to find her a date - any date - and with a magnum of champagne as a prize for the mate that finds the most in six months, Rosy threads her way through the pitfalls, challenges and flirtations of romance in the 21st Century.From marines to no-shows, from London to the middle of France, follow her as she finds out what "Dr Love" really recommends to get your juices flowing, and whether cows really do have suntans.Go on, you know you want to.