Bücher veröffentlicht von Austin Macauley

I hope you laugh a lot and maybe cry a little and even try to understand the workings of my bipolar mind in this, my one and only book. The pages of which I recall with love, laughter and tears, the wondrous people who have helped weave the tapestry of my strange, troubled life. If you are perplexed by the wacky title, you will find the answer with Ebony, a majestic black lady of the night, who was the dearest of friends. Turn the pages and there you will find a butt-naked butcher manacled to the grooming table in a poodle parlour! Turn yet again to meet Suki AKA Gladys, an old-time (much used) working girl screaming as she climbs off a corpse who was doing his thing just moments ago. And just why did Jean Jeanie have a frothy bottom? Intrigued? Well, just turn my pages and all will be revealed.

Join Gordon on a journey through the world of professional cycling, from following in the footsteps of Tom Simpson on a journey to Saint-Brieuc, Brittany, to building a successful financial services business and organizing popular training camps in Mallorca, which helped make the island the top destination for serious cyclists. Along the way, discover the amusing characters and incidents that defined Gordon's career, as well as the challenges and triumphs of sponsorship and racing with one of the top amateur clubs in the country. Experience the thrill of home and away racing in countries like South Africa, where Gordon competed in the pre-Nelson Mandela era, and Russia, where he won the world championship. With a mix of cycling adventures and tourism, this book also takes you on a hilarious four-day pilgrimage ride from Albufeira to Fatima, culminating in a unique ceremony at the famous site. Through it all, you'll get a unique glimpse into the world of cycling and the joys and challenges that come with it.

Unworldly teenager Gemma was beginning her working life in a busy London office, with high hopes of following family tradition by establishing a career in the Civil Service. She had no idea a chance meeting a few days later would mean her chosen path heading way off course, sending her whole future in an entirely unplanned direction. No idea of the roller coaster she was embarking on, held for life by a soul-deep bond which could not be broken. She should have heeded the first warning, thus avoiding the emotional turmoil that lay in wait. Dave. Could she - should she - trust him? Faced with life changing situations and decisions, Gemma had the love and support of others to help her. Yet time after time, when she should have taken the opportunities to extricate herself from the all-consuming relationship, she would ultimately press the 'self-destruct' button, sending her spiralling back towards the man who possessed her. Dave. There was no escape... was there?

Poems of the Pretentious Minds features a wide array of self-indulgent, darkly comical but heart-wrenching poetry that covers many topics such as love, family, friendship, death, sex addiction, abuse, anxiety, depression, suicide, mental turmoil, the city of London, various other locations around the UK and the intricacies of the world itself. Some of the poems also explore the contradiction of humanity and how one can appreciate the minute things in life, whilst others delve deeper into the human condition and how our emotions can ultimately cloud our judgement. Later poems take a more autobiographical approach and instead focus on the poet himself, detailing his personality, conflicting emotions, life experiences, deep-rooted thoughts and his overall outlook of the world. Most of the poems have a sharply satirical edge to them, particularly the ones that focus on modern-day society as a whole, and real life events that have sparked mass debate and controversy.

Fran Banks lives a unique and active life as the owner and CEO of Sentinel Security Systems. Because she was wrongfully convicted and sentenced to prison, she now has a strong internal drive to assist in bringing offenders to justice. Time in prison and the struggle to clear her name compelled her to acquire many talents that a normal accountant does not need. Some unknown force seems to draw her into a chain of events that requires her help to solve the latest mystery. Fortunately, Fran has the help of several trusted friends, each with their own special skills, to bring this thriller to a conclusion. This latest mystery will also draw you into the story and make you not want to put this book down.

Entwined Lives A Secret That Rips Them Apart Twins On A Turbulent Voyage Of Discovery A sugar plantation, a waterlily pond, and a decades-old deception are the backdrop for When Lily Ponds Ripple. It is a forceful narrative about the West Indian twins, Florence and Charlotte Montague. Their rivalry for the same man underscores just how close loyalty and betrayal are. The revelation of a family secret takes the Barbadian sisters from their sheltered island to London and Germany. In Frankfurt, Florence becomes a notable author, while Charlie's career leads her from the London stage to Hollywood. Despite their geographical separation, the sisters cannot escape one another, far less their shared history. To face the future, they must confront the past together.

Indulge in a poetic journey that unravels the essence of self and the enigmatic human conundrum, beckoning you to embark on a path of profound self-evaluation. These poems serve as mirrors, reflecting perspectives uniquely tailored to each reader's individuality, fostering non-judgmental introspection on a deeply personal level. The author draws from life's observations, ingeniously crafting verses that encapsulate universal questions and fleeting glimpses of potential answers - questions that resonate with every soul who encounters them. With each verse, the reader is compelled to transcend the ordinary negativities that shroud their true selves, paving the way for unhindered and retrospective analysis of their actions and motives. The fluidity of the writing beckons the reader to be wholly present, free of distractions, and beckons them to reflect with unfiltered honesty. Each piece becomes an invitation to explore profound inquiries: Is this me? Do I recognize myself in these lines? Should I take action? Or, at the very least, can I become better?

Today is a special day! I am having a yummy hot lunch order and a sparkling red drink too. I told my friends about it. This is my first ever lunch from the school canteen! I can hardly wait for lunchtime. I hope Miss Jones will let me take the lunch basket to the canteen. This special day is turning out to be kind of strange and my teacher looks kind of funny. Where is my yummy hot lunch order and sparkling red drink? What has happened to my teacher, Miss Jones?

Through this book of poems, I wanted to express the dynamic mystery that is existence, as well as the innate essence of life that we each carry in us as human beings, and show how language can be a medium for pure desire, as well as the desired. Through this book, with verses that flow like dance and rhythms that silently echo as music, my wish is to bring the above to life, and to highlight a sense of magic upon you, the reader. The title, The Spark: An Ode to Life, accentuates both the wild and calm nature of fire, and the words written on each page are like sparks ignited, celebrating creativity and possibility. Upon these lines I strive to linger for moments upon the edge of the cliff, and then soar someplace within myself. Come, fly with me.

A captivating collection of brief conversational poems by Maureen (Mo) Jones - grandmother, care home entertainer, retired teacher. Serious and humorous, these verses ignite talking points, sparking connections between readers. Embrace love, loss, hope, and resilience through Mo's keen observations, celebrating life's miracles. Join this enchanting poetic journey and feel the warmth of her words wrap around your heart, leaving lasting impressions of connection and appreciation.

Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely, or so we are told. The question is, who says so, the victors or the vanquished? Who controls whom? Who controls the minds of the proletariat? You of course know the answer. Or do you? Embark on a journey where all is exposed as being corrupt and be prepared to join the corrupters and feel good about having your innermost dark secrets exposed. The question is... Can outrageous corruption ever have a noble cause?

Amal is a little girl who likes to play with her unicorn toy. One night, she makes a wish: that her toy would grow into a super giant. But Amal faced a big challenge after that wish. Is she going to be able to figure out the solution? Read the book to find out.

Brave Katherina Giselle is a gifted teacher. She obtains a teaching job at a prestigious school in London during COVID-19 era. Principal Leo at the prestigious school does not allow her to teach anything creative. Although she is teaching at an elite school, she feels that she does not have any freedom. But her compassionate American friend Bear encourages her to use her creative thoughts to write. She secretly writes fantasy stories about creativity and equality. She becomes a top-selling author before long. She somehow manages to keep her secret hidden from Principal Leo's notice. Things take a shaky turn when tyrannical Principal Leo becomes aware of her creative publications. Principal Leo thinks Katherina is a terrified typical gazelle and that he could silence her and diminish her creative ideas by threatening her. Katherina Giselle's mysterious and innovative thoughts give her powers beyond Principal Leo's imagination. Profoundly inventive and entertainingly educative, Katherina Giselle encapsulates the importance of courage, righteousness, creativity, and imagination. This is a timeless story for all those who love to imagine.

Blue was a dragon who was brought up to be brave and strong. But there was a problem with him: he wasn't like his family or any other dragon. He couldn't blow flames, so felt like an outcast. Until one day his whole world changed, after finding another kingdom while he was exploring on his own. This wasn't his usual type of friend he found after discovering a castle. She was called Amethyst a human, in fact a very lonely young girl yearning for adventure and excitement. They spent their time having fun, making the most of every day they were together and learning about each other's life. The new experiences they had were magical Amethyst could never have imagined herself doing anything like this ever.

In a quiet town where the most dramatic stories are found on bookshelves, a real-life horror unfolds.The local library, once a sanctuary of knowledge, now becomes the epicentre of a chilling mystery as staff members meet untimely ends. These were ordinary individuals, deeply embedded in their daily routines, now silenced forever.Yet, every death tells a story. Behind the façade of daily transactions and book returns lurk secrets desperate to remain unread. Someone harbours a truth so dark, they're willing to kill to keep it.Who holds such a deadly secret? And who will be the next to reach their story's ominous conclusion in The Final Chapter for Some?

'For Dominic the Dachshund, half a dog high and a one and a half long, believed he was vast. What could go wrong?' Dominic the Dachshund is a charmingly illustrated rhyming adventure for young children, written to read with rhythm. What could go wrong on a beautiful spring day? Did he bite off more than he could chew? Encourage children to join in and read along. Encourage prediction of the last word in the line from the rhyme! The book promotes discussion and learning around themes featured in the story e.g., spring, judging others and resilience.

Have you ever daydreamed about a magical world? Have you sometimes seen a fairy or an elf out of the corner of your eye? Gracie has, but she always dismissed it all and blamed it on her wonderful imagination. Then one night a little door appeared at the bottom of her bedroom wall. That was the night that her life changed forever.

In the tranquil coastal town where Miranda pursued quiet career in social care, she relished the freedom and flexibility it granted her to nurture her two children, despite their significant age gap. However, when her teenager's inexplicable decline in energy coincides with an elderly client's enchantment with mysterious lights at sea, Miranda's world takes an unforeseen turn. The appearance of an unfamiliar boy on the beach not only saves Tanya from danger but also entangles Miranda in a web of suspicion that threatens to strip her of custody of her younger child. As conflicting family ties unravel, Miranda battles to reclaim her rightful authority in shaping her daughters' futures, grappling with the tumultuous forces that seek to tear her apart.

The Icky Wick Bowls Club invites you to join them at their private table known as the Gin Club Table, come and listen to hilarious tales of the past, or maybe witness the steamy night at The Vicars and Tarts party with a different story on every table. Travel to Ireland in the 60s with Molly and the gang as they cleverly remove marble fireplaces from a mansion in the wilds of Ireland and ship them off to the USA. Meet Micheal the renowned Irish raconteur singer/songwriter. Stay with Benny the septuagenarian gangster while he plans to bring his finest cannabis down from his factory in London filling up three golf bags, which he hides in the holiday coach carrying all the OAPs, to France. His journey with his wife Beryl, into and out of France with no passport, due to the fact he is on a lifetime ban from leaving the UK due to his criminal record.

Penny Pitt lives next door to a zoo, but her friends won't come to play because the air smells of stinky animal poo - yuck! But then Penny has an idea. She feeds all the animals her favourite foods... Want to know what happens when you feed jelly to a whale? Or chocolate to a hippo? Read Penny Pitt and the Stinky Zoo to find out!

They have been coming to a holiday cottage in Suffolk for as long as they can remember, and Ellie and Jack are familiar with every lane and byway, every stretch of beach and shingle, indeed every nook and cranny within easy reach of the cottage, and of course they have their own favourite places. On this the last day, before their holiday is over for another year and after much pleading, the children have been allowed out on their own and are heading down the lane in search of adventure. The Suffolk coast has always held out a hint of the supernatural, magic and alternative realities, but nothing has prepared the children for what is about to unfold. This will be a holiday they will never forget.

A true story of a woman with Asperger's Syndrome's struggle to make sense of the world. A powerful and moving memoir of upheaval, renewal, and self-acceptance. Sad and inspirational, it will give hope to many. A good read that will be hard to put down. You will be wanting more. It is emotive and evokes a strong sense of empathy in the reader. The author has given honest descriptions of incidences that have happened throughout her life and how this has impacted due to her Asperger's syndrome. She reached the darkest depths but managed to overcome problems and go forward. She sees life in a positive way even though she is still healing. Some people will relate to it and realise they are not on their own. There are others experiencing the same. Diversity should be celebrated and not denied. A must-read for those that are interested in learning the truth.

One day, Baby Monkey was playing in the jungle when - all of a sudden! - something came rolling down the path! It was round, and smooth, and hard, and nearly as big as Baby Monkey! But where did it come from? Who was its family? Baby Monkey had lots of questions! Join Baby Monkey on a 'petite aventure' to find a home for this lost 'oeuf.' Read along to find out what happens in this fun and friendly language-enhancing story. One! Two! Trois! Voila!

Beep is a cute little robot who loves nothing more than playing with his friends. They have lots of fun together, but Beep sometimes feels he doesn't fit in. You see, Beep has autism, and he views the world slightly differently from his friends, making it harder for him to join in their games. In this heart-warming story, it shows the obstacles Beep must face every day and his struggle to be accepted. It shows how he can find it hard to interact with his friends and how it makes him feel. Luckily, Mum is there to explain and help him understand that being different is not a bad thing, and it can even have its advantages. The next day at nursery, Beep gets to prove this when his friend Roar can't complete a puzzle that he finds too difficult. Beep steps in and helps him finish it as puzzles are easy for him. His friends tell Beep how they are happy that he is there to help them, and they think he is very clever - which he is! They wish they were as clever as him. So, follow little Beep on his journey to find understanding and acceptance in a world that can appear scary and overwhelming for a little robot with autism.

Animals can't talk but in this book one little puppy can, and through her we find that although she starts life in awful conditions at a puppy farm, she eventually finds love and affection from a lovely family. She forms a strong relationship with the family's existing dog that takes her under his wing and teaches her many things. She also develops a very strong bond with the youngest daughter of the family, and between them they share many adventures. Although her story has some sad moments, this little puppy's tale has a very happy ending. It's a delightful little story that may be enjoyed by adults and children alike.