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Not Safe For Work.Rated M for Mature.NC-17.What else can I tell you about this book except that it's not intended for young readers, young-at-heart readers, middle-aged readers, readers with weak stomachs, readers with strong moral compasses, readers with objections to profanity, or readers without access to The Urban Dictionary.NSFW - Shingles collected edition volume one collects six novellas of ridiculous horror comedy from the creator of Bubba the Monster Hunter.If you've ever wondered how to fight off a zombie apocalypse with items found in an adult novelty store, this book is for you.If you've ever fallen in love with a car. REALLY in love. Yes, THAT kind of love. This book is for you.If you have an unreasoning fear of clowns and/or egg beaters, this book is for you.If you've ever taken an Elf on a Shelf to a strip club, this book is for you. Also, what is WRONG with you?If you've ever thought of TrueBlood as a feminist manifesto, this book is for you.If you've ever had nightmares about detached radioactive genitals attacking people, this book is for you. And again, what is WRONG with you?This is the book your middle school english teach gave you detention for reading.This is the book your parents made you go to church twice that week for reading.This is the book your therapist suggested you never, EVER read again. Also, screw your therapist. They obviously aren't looking out for your best interests.

Fifteen-year-old Caleb Hideki Smith is a loser's loser. As one of the few half-Japanese residents of Portersville, North Carolina, Caleb has accepted that he will never fit in. He's not popular, can't play football, and the girl he likes doesn't know he exists: and that was before he accidentally burnt down the town's most beloved landmark. But that same day, Caleb and his sister Emily stumble upon a Shinto shrine deep in the Great Smoky Mountains, a shrine Caleb knows for a fact wasn't there the day before. Things get only stranger from there, as Caleb finds he has developed some unusual abilities and his sister is doing her best not to accidentally turn into a fox. They need answers, and that means tapping into a family heritage they know nothing about, and fast. Something unspeakable has been trapped under the mountain. But it has found a way out... If Caleb and Emily are going to stop the disaster threatening Portersville, they are going to have to start figuring out who they really are. Hideki Smith, Demon Queller is the new mythological fantasy from New York Times bestselling author A.J. Hartley, with family members Hisako Osako, and Kuma Hartley. Covert art by Jeff Langevin

An obscure museum's dead proprietor lies in a secret room surrounded by one of the world's most astonishing collections of Greek antiquities. Only a priceless Mycenaean death mask has been taken, along with the bones of a legendary hero thought to exist only in ancient myth. Looted by the Nazis, the treasures are still being sought by those whose dreams of glory remain undefeated.The mask is an unparalleled discovery that will be a force for devastating retribution in the wrong hands. But by the time museum curator Deborah Miller learns the truth, it may be too late not only to save herself - but to reveal to the world the awesome secret she's uncovered.

The mysterious death of a Catholic priest has been met with suspicion by his brother, Thomas Knight - and the grave silence of church authorities. All Thomas knows is that his brother died in the Philippines, the last stop of an international trek researching the history of Christian symbols. But Thomas and curator Deborah Miller aren't alone in retracing the priest's perilous and labyrinthine path. Their every move is being shadowed by a fanatical cabal of agents who are desperate to hide the astronishing secret Thomas's brother stumbled upon - and willing to kill to keep it buried in shadows of history forever.

A Corvette has one passenger seat, but the dog can always ride on the roof.James Coldstone is back at his childhood home, working for a shady branch of the FBI under the threat of exposure as he hunts down things that go bump in the night, and has even met a new romantic interest who has no idea what he really is.And he is bored out of his mind.When a case comes through involving the brutal murder of a young research intern in Savannah, Georgia, the Supernatural Crimes Unit dispatches James and Phillip to find the killer and eliminate them. What they discover before sunset on the first day is a witch who talks like a pirate, a medical examiner with some interesting insight into the spiritual world, and a legion of dead things trying to kill them.Between dodging bullets, re-killing the dead, and hunting down the person responsible while also juggling the chaos of his love life, James may find himself running around like a dog with two tails!The Dog with Two Tails is the second volume of The Coldstone Case Files, following up on One with the Wolf from author Jason Gilbert (Clockworks of War).