Bücher veröffentlicht von Gregory Saur

Rachel Pugsley finishes high school with no plans for the summer. That is, until her mom sets her up with a job in another state: Babysit two kids of her mom's old high school friend. Not the ideal job for a high school outcast. Before she knows it, she's stuck in a house the size of a castle with two rich kids who hate her. Then, just when she feels she might survive it all, a wizard from another world kidnaps the kids and takes Rachel with her. This wasn't covered in her babysitting training. With a cute neighbor, a group of misfit kids, and strangers from a strange village, Rachel must defeat the wizard, rescue her kids, find a way back home, and prevent the destruction of two very different worlds. All before the parents return. Wizards, traitors, and thieves abound and Rachel can only trust her babysitting skills to survive. Can she do it? Rachel is the first to doubt. After all, she never really had a friend before, and all her only previous adventures came from books. Overweight, ignored most of her life, and full of uncertainty, Rachel will have to overcome a lot make a difference. But if she fails...lives will be lost. Babysitting has never been so difficult, or so epic. When evil threatens, there's only one who can save the day. It's not a bird, not a plane, and definitely not a super man. It's a babysitter and she's perfectly not ready.

In Hills Brook County, every boy dreams of playing baseball on the Royals with the amazing Donnie Roberts...well, almost every boy. Tyler Hendricks and his friends have other plans. A new team, teh Angels, needs players. The task of finding these players falls in the most incapable hands. Errors are made, and the Angels become laden with the most unwanted players from tryouts. To make matters worse, their star coach trades himself to the Royals! Facing bullies, sisters, fastballs, and each other, the Angels must unite if they want to avoid one stinky season. Luckily they have a secret weapon up their...um, never mind. Sometimes fair is foul. From the ball field to the outhouse, this is epic baseball at its finest...even when it does go off the base path. Play ball!

“You do not know the power of the backside until you read Bob.”  —Fart VaporBehold the most epic Bob adventure yet! Read in wonder as Bob gets clogged in a terrible mess when he mistakenly finds himself stuck in another galaxy some time ago, far away. With a group that includes Leah, Puke, and Hans N. Poo, Bob must embark on an epic adventure to restore balance to the galaxy, find a way back home, and get to the nearest toilet, before it's too late! Guided by an old Dredgeguy warrior, Ben Pinocchio, Bob and his companions are led to Wy Gon and Onli Won. These two Dredguys are on a mission from Master Soda to bring the chosen one, foretold by prophecy, to the Dredgeguy Academy for safekeeping. Everything seems to be falling into place, until Bob arrives. Carrying great Force with him, Bob quickly and unknowingly finds himself in the center of what looks to be the start of a galactic civil war! “Your faith in your end is your weakness. But not Bob’s! That’s his strength.”  —Senator PoopytimeThe evil Umpire is gaining power and has gained control of the Dorm Troopers—the army of clones constructed to fight the army of robots constructed to be sold to the highest bidder. The troopers, led by the mysterious Dark Vapor, are on a mission to destroy the Dredgeguy warriors, the most trusted protectors of the galaxy! The only hope for the Dredgeguy warriors lies on the small shoulders of the chosen one, little orphan Ani…that is, until Bob arrives. “Force is strong in his one. Read you must.”  —Master Soda  Bob, though untrained and unknown, is strong in the Force. With a fierce desire to do right and a fierce end to achieve it, he will stop at nothing to protect his friends and return home…just as soon as he finds a toilet first.

The Orcs are coming to lunch...and they're hungry! 11-year old Chad and his classmates have no idea what to expect when first starting a new term at a small boarding school in way-out-there western Virginia. Greeted by vicious bullies, they quickly organize and resist—with one exception. Chad doesn’t want any trouble and refuses to join. Isolated, he becomes an easy target for a much more sinister bully on campus… A portal exists leading to another world far, far away. When Chad is lured into a trap, he wakes up in a whole new world—in a world much worse than a school full of bullies. In this other world, Orcs live “peacefully” among humans. Slavery is just another business and the only humans Orcs eat are slaves bought and paid for. They especially enjoy a meal made from human children. Chad is totally unprepared for the harrowing nightmare ahead of him. Only through the help of new friends can he hope to survive…especially when the Orcs find out about his homeland. The Orcs want Chad for something far bigger than just a stew. Against his will, Chad is forced to return to his school. He is not alone. He’s bringing the Orcs with him... Bullies and victims must quickly forget the past in order to have any hope for a future. Choices will be made. Cowards and heroes will be born. Blood will run. Students will be forced to fight for their school’s survival... Otherwise, they’ll end up as ORCISH DELIGHTS. Fantasy and horror collide as ferocious Orcs take on a small group of school boys. It’s a battle nobody is ready for.