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Owen Steinbeck was an awkward thirteen-year-old girl with ghost backup, what could go wrong? Owen awoke to the sound of Darth Vader's rhythmic heavy breathing. A cool birthday gift or that's what she'd thought at the time. It had easily taken her half of the night to fall asleep. It felt like only five minutes had elapsed since she'd managed to tune out the droning voices in her head and closed her eyes. No, no, no…I don't want to get up. Owen misjudged her swing for the snooze button and yanked on the cord. Darth landed right on her face. It hurt like hell. She covered her eye as she wandered over to look at the damage in the mirror. That was going to leave a mark. When your morning starts with a black eye from Darth Vader, you just know the Sith is going to hit the fan. This day was going to suck.

Its like a thousand ways to die with dark comedy and scenes that will make you blush. There also may be cannibalism, dinosaurs, rat spiders, tar lizards and stone lions that hack up ice loogies. Welcome to Immortal Testing. An exhilarating paranormal fantasy, romance, action-adventure, magical realism thrill ride. Youll be weak in knees swooning and on the edge of your seat cheering as a trio of newcomers begin training for their Immortal Testing. Time is running out. Soon, they will be dropped into a floating crypt the size of New York city in another world full of their worst nightmares, where they must die thousands of times to prove theyre capable of being Immortal. This is not a fairy tale. This is a nightmare. This writer takes you on an epic dark comic romp through the afterlife in with three Clans of naughty certifiably insane antiheroes in these books. Enjoy the ride. WarningThe information contained within this book is not intended for mere mortals. Reading this book may inadvertently trigger your Correction. If you show great bravery during your demise, you may be given a second chance at life by one of the three Guardians of the in-between. For your souls protection, you must join one of three Clans of immortals on earth. You are totally still reading this, arent you? Youve got this. Welcome to the Children Of Ankh Series Universe.