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The laughter of a child is the light of the homeJokes for Very Funny Kids (Ages 3 -7) gives children many hours of fun and laughter!This book features Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters, Knock Knocks, Story Jokes, a few Brainteasers, and more! There are funny pictures on every page with the jokes to keep a child's interest and the book can be read together with your child or by your child alone and will help your child learn the enjoyment of reading.The book is mainly designed to make children laugh and create lots of laughter and laughter is conducive to learning. The jokes are spaced out well for easy reading. Look inside and check out the Contents page and a few jokes like,';How do you know your dog is slow?';He chases parked cars!'or,';Why do giraffes have long necks? A. Because they have smelly feet!'Your kids, your family, and friends will enjoy lots of healthy and helpful laughter from the assortment of funnies in this book and for the family to read together.It makes a wonderful and happy gift for any child big or little! A great stocking stuffer! We think your child and the rest of your family will enjoy it!Sincerely,TeamGolfwell Tags: Jokes and riddles, jokes book, jokes book for kids, jokes children, jokes for kids, jokes kids, kids jokes, activity book, activities, knock knock jokes, Q & A jokes, riddles, brain teasers, tongue twisters, riddles and trick questions, riddle book, riddle book for kids, riddles for kids, riddles for kids 9-12, jokes and riddles for kids, jokes and riddles, best kids jokes and riddles, best kid jokes, family fun, family activities, children's jokes, funny jokes for kids, children's activities, precocious children, joke books for kids, joke books for kids 5-7, joke books for kids 8-9, joke books for kids 10-12, joke books for kids 12-14, puns, LEGO Jokes.

The USGA and R & A adopted the most major changes to the Rules of Golf in more than 30 years and all went into effect January 1, 2019. This Booklet, "Golf’s New Rules” gives you a clear and quick description of the only the new rules along with a two-page Summary which will answer most new rule questions in seconds.You don’t have to remember all the new changes if you keep this booklet in your bag or on your phone for fast answers to new rule questions. It will also help you answer many questions which players have about the major changes which have now come into effect.Get this book and continue to enjoy the game! Happy golfing! Sincerely, The Team at Golfwellwww.TeamGolfwell.comTags: sports, sports book, sports gift, golf accessories, golf, golf club book, golf book, golf books for men, golf books for women, golf gifts for men, golf gifts for women, new golf rules, golf rules 2019, golf, rules of golf, golf rules, golf rulebooks, golf rule books, golf rule book, golf coaching, coaching golf, PGA tour, golf books, top golfers, rules of golf 2019

Jokes for Very Funny Kids (Big and Little) provides children aged 9 -12 (and up) many hours of fun and laughter. Great for precocious younger kids too.';Laughter helps your child deal with potential anxiety, the stress of bad weather storms or other stressful situationsLaughter improves social connection and creates bonding. When we laugh, we send a message, ';I like you, and I am willing to play with you.'' Dr. Amit Sood, Chairman of the Mind-Body Medicine Initiative, Mayo Clinic, Rochester.This book features:One-linersLEGO JokesQ & A jokesShort set up jokesMedium set up jokesPun jokes (Paronomasia double meanings of words for humorous effects)Tongue Twisters including the Massachusetts Institute of Technology's ';The World's Toughest Tongue Twister' and other tough tongue twistersCorny jokesEasy riddlesHard riddles (for the whole family to solve)Knock knock jokesBrain teasers, and much more. The book is mainly designed to make children laugh and create lots of laughter. The jokes are spaced out well for easy reading. Throughout the book, a few of the jokes have slightly advanced words to improve your child's vocabulary as in the joke below (e.g. recruit, evaluated, situation),';The police recruit was being evaluated and asked in a police exam, Let me ask you about obeying the law. If you had to arrest your own mother, how would you handle the situation? What exactly would you do?He replied, I would call for backup.'It has been scientifically proven laughter is conducive to learning. Look inside and check out the contents.It makes a wonderful and happy gift for any child big or little!

One of the funniest joke books on the market today!An overnight bestselling book in the sports – humor category, “Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book” features gut-busting jokes, like“John Daly walks into a clubhouse bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar:FREE BEER!  FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST!So John asks the bartender what the test is.The bartender says, ‘Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you can’t make a face while doing it. Second, there’s a ‘gator out back with a sore tooth…you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there’s a woman up-stairs who’s never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her.’John says, ‘Well, I’ve done some outrageous things in my life, but as much as I would love free beer, I won’t do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then it gets crazier from there.’Well, as time goes on John drinks a few, he asks, ‘Wherez zat teeqeelah?’ He grabs the gallon of pepper tequila with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears are now streaming down his face.Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, and then silence. John staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body.‘Now’ he says, ‘Where’s that woman with the sore tooth?’”Each joke is preceded by a golf quote, “These greens are so fast, I hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.” –Sam Snead on the Greens at AugustaOr, warm-hearted quotes like, “There’s a perfect shot out there tryin’ to find each and every one of us…. All we got to do is get ourselves out of its way, to let it choose us…. Can’t see that flag as some dragon you got to slay…. You got to look with soft eyes…. See the place where the tides and the seasons and the turnin’ of the Earthy, all come together…where everything that is, becomes one…. You got to seek that place with your soul.” -Legend of Bagger VanceGet this book and keep it in your bag! Happy Golfing!From the Team at Golfwellwww.TeamGolfwell.com