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LEARN SPANISH THE D!RTY WAY! Classroom workbooks teach conjugation with lame verbsI walk, you walk, he walks. Eff that. Wouldn't you rather be learning I hook up, you hook up, we hook up (Yo ligo, tu ligas, nosotros ligamos)? This book teaches you Spanish using the expressions you really want to learn including cool slang, funny insults, raw swear words and explicit sex terms. Packed with fun stuff they don't teach in school, Dirty Spanish Workbook includes:*; Sample Dialogues for Picking Up Sexy Locals*; Labeled Illustrations of Hot Spots on a Bangin' Body*; Conjugation Exercises on Conjugating*; Word Search for Dancing, Clubbing and Partying Terms*; Fill-in-the-Blank Sentences to Describe a Hottie*; Multiple Choice Quizzes featuring Drunk, Wasted and Stoned Vocabulary

"e;This is a very funny coloring book. I love how graphic [it is.]"e; -Chelsea HandlerSEX IS FUN! COLORING IS FUN! NOW, COLORING SEX IS FUN!!! Thanks to this first-ever interactive intercourse guide, you and your lover can explore exciting new sex positions in an enjoyable, approachable and brightly colored way. Just be sure to stay inside the lines as you learn to be creative between the sheets.Perfect as a bachelorette, wedding shower or birthday gift, Sex Position Coloring Book is as hilariously playful as it is anatomically accurate. With 101 ready-to-color outlines of couples in real sex positions, this is the silliest yet most informative sex book a man and a woman and a box of crayons have ever shared.

ACHIEVE OLYMPIC STRENGTH WITH THIS HARDCORE GUIDE TO WEIGHTLIFTINGEvery four years, the world’s most powerful athletes showcase their amazing abilities at the Olympics. This book takes you step by step through the same primary lifts, assistance movements, and training techniques used by these high-level athletes to help you build explosive strength, power, and speed.By following the programs, exercises, and instructions in Ultimate Olympic Weightlifting, you learn how to:• Develop Full-Body Strength• Perfect Your Barbell Lifting Form• Utilize Cross-Training Techniques• Fuel Your Body for Working Out• Avoid Overexertion and Injury

Comparing the New Testament with the Tao Te Ching, Taoism’s most sacred book, Jesus and Lao Tzu reveals a surprising set of examples in which these two spiritual masters point their followers in the same direction. With over 90 parallel sayings, readers find fresh understanding and new perspectives here, since the time-honored teachings are presented side by side. The book also shows how these shared truths transcend traditional religious boundaries.

GET D!RTYNext time you’re traveling or just chattin’ in Russia with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school, including: • Cool slang• Funny insults• Explicit sex terms• Raw swear words Dirty Russian teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets of Russia:What''s up?kak de-LA?I really gotta piss.mnye O-chen NA-do pos-SAT. Damn, you fine!blin, nu ti i shi-KAR-nii! Let''s have an orgy.da-VAI u-STRO-im OR-gi-yu. This is crappy vodka.d-ta VOD-ka khre-NO-va-ya. Let''s go get hammered.poi-DYOM bukh-NYOM. I''m gonna own you, bitch!ya te-BYA VI-ye-blyu!

LOSE WEIGHT WITH THE BEST GLYCEMIC CONTROL DIETThe Glycemic Index (GI) has revolutionized weight loss. Now, GL takes GI dieting to a new level of simplicity and accuracy. The Easy GL Diet Handbook explains how GL works; why GL’s adjustment for real-world portion size makes it better than GI; and, most importantly, how you can use it to lose weight. Complete list of GL scoresEasy to learnHealthy and safeNo more off-limit carbsLose weight permanently