Adventures at Lasagna Prepoperp

Thom T. Moht is the lefty class president at Lasagna Prepoperp who eats salami everything and plays a video game called the Leaning Tower of Pizza. The school is situated snugly in the Village of Lasagna where everyone shares the same major-Getting Outta Here 101.
As Mr. Alarm monitors their every move, the students know they are trapped without a practical plan for a plausible escape. As they march through the moldy, dark, and catacomb-like corridors of the once prestigious institution, the students speak in quasi acronyms and haiku, just for fun. But one night when the loud sounds of nature begin to annoy Chloe Clickett, a beautiful but angry fellow student, she instigates a mastermind plan-with help from the boys-that forever changes everything at Lasagna Prepoperp.
Adventures at Lasagna Prepoperp shares the lively experiences of a group of students seemingly trapped at a unique school tucked away in upstate New York.