History of a Galaxy

When an alien crash-lands on an African beach, Yzarc and his team are there to hear its epic tale of woe and doom. Unfortunately, much of that woe and doom regards the fate of earth.
In actuality, the alien did not fully understand the events leading up to that fateful day, could not comprehend the vast scope of galactic history which had culminated in such a mess.
Thus we at Yzarc Industries have compiled the true History of a Galaxy, explaining in as clear and entertaining way as we can (although more often than not sacrificing clarity for entertainment), the key events of this multimillenial drama.
In this book, you will meet the characters who really mattered in ages past, including:
A Thoronite girl carried off to sea.
A young prince with a history of bad luck.
A Sheek Wanderer trapped at Galaxy's End.
An English wizard and his collection of sheep.
A fire-breathing dragon who would rather be on holiday.
And a mysterious King whom all have
heard of but few have seen.