How to make $1,000,000 in 15 Minutes

Hey, you.
Yeah, you.
The one who's eyeing this book like a hungry dogg.
You think you can handle this? You think you can make a million bucks in 15 minutes?
Well, think again, honey.
Because this book is not for the faint of heart.
This book is not for the weak of mind.
This book is not for the slow of hand.
This book is for the doggs. The real doggs.
The ones who have the skills, the guts, the brains to do what others can't.
The ones who have the dogg in them.
The snappy killers. The money makers.
The ones who are not afraid to try something new and exciting.
Something that will blow your mind and fill your pockets. Something that will make you rich and powerful.
Something that will make you a dogg. A real McDogg.
Do you have what it takes to be a dogg? Do you have what it takes to read this book?
Do you have what it takes to make a million bucks in 15 minutes?
Or are you just a human? A pathetic human. A boring human. A loser human. A human who can't do what's in this book. A human who can't even read this book. A human who can only watch and envy the doggs.
The real doggs. The ones who can do it. The ones who can make a million bucks in 15 minutes. The ones who are laughing at you right now.
The ones who are mocking you, taunting you, daring you to read this book.
The ones who are saying: You can't do it. You won't do it. You don't have the balls to do it.
Well, do you?
Do you have the balls to read this book?
Do you have the balls to make a million bucks in 15 minutes?
Do you have the balls to be a dogg? A real McDogg? Or are you just a chicken? A coward? A clown?
A clown who can't even fight with another clown without getting his shoe stuck in his ear and his handkerchiefs tied together and his nose squeaking as he gets punched in the face? A clown who can't even make people laugh because he's not funny? A clown who can't even make money because he's not smart? A clown who can't even read this book because he's not brave?
Well, are you? Are you a clown or a dogg? A loser or a winner? A human or a McDogg? There's only one way to find out. Read this book and see for yourself.
But be warned: This book is not for everyone. This book is not for humans. This book is for doggs. Real doggs. Snappy killers. Money makers. McDoggs.
Are you one of them?