How to Survive Making Yourself Look Silly While Dancing with the German Mafia at a Bavarian Nightclub and Other Lesser Known Travel Tips

Book 3 of the hilarious book series that those in the know will want to read before taking their driving exam at the DMV so they laugh so freaking hard that the driving test supervisor is so overawed that they just pass the applicant without giving them the test.

Life was not meant to be easy, Simon Yeats' father used to tell him. Well, it sure as hell was not meant to be this outrageous and hysterical. Australian ex-pat Yeats, as all he has ever been called since High School, shares his stories of travel misadventures and dubious personal introspection with comedic insights into the unusual and uproarious elements of living his life abroad. All while having a sense of Wanderlust as pervasive as Cholera in the 1850s.
From how to outwit the Italian police while trying to find parking in downtown Genoa, to how to negotiate exploring the Roman ruins of Plovdiv, Bulgaria while on crutches, to how to impress the German Mafia with 80s dance moves, to how to leave a lasting impression on a crowded bar in Gothenburg, Sweden after combining alcohol and antibiotics.
Simon Yeats has gone into the world and experienced all the out of the ordinary moments for you to sit back and enjoy the experience without the need to rupture a disc sleeping on an airport floor, pay exorbitant travel insurance premiums, or succumb to Dengue fever in Indonesia.