Humor and Witticisms 101 Plus

This book is not a novel, there is no plot. Unless you munch on a page the best way to enjoy the flavor of this book is with a few examples of the book's contents.
Mom, this cow followed me home, may I keep her?
One good intern deserves another.
John took a shot with his pistol and he killed his shadow.
My doctor gave me a shot in the arm, but he was aiming lower.
I had four visitors, one of each sex. By the way, did I tell you I flunked anatomy?
I gave my wife an inch; she converted it to centimeters.
Push came to shove when my car broke down.
When in Rome do as the Romans do. When in New York City, forget about it.