Never EVER Tickle a Turkey

As Thanksgiving draws near, we have a lot to be thankful for, but one thing we should always be thankful for is this ... we didn't tickle a turkey! Why? Well, you should never EVER tickle a turkey! It leads to disaster! Here's one stinky reason it's not good:

And finally, the most serious reason,
And a stinky one to boot.
Is tickling makes turkeys laugh so much,
The turkey's gonna toot!

Not only that, but you shouldn't trust a turkey either, or translate its gobbles into words. There are SO many things you shouldn't do to a turkey! Find them all out in this brand new Never Ever book, created by the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the creator of the Ninja Life Hacks series, Mary Nhin.

Also in the Never Ever Series:

Never Ever Marry a Mermaid
Never Ever Upset a Unicorn
Never Ever Lick a Llama
Never Ever Massage a Moose
Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile
¿¿¿¿¿¿¿Never Ever Race a Reindeer

Collect them all!