Romantic vs. the Gregarious

The Romantic Vs. The Gregariousis a comedy about relationships that's set in Stabethy, a town where all men are gregarious and have curly blonde hair.
Ari Helvetica loves Libby and wants to make a good impression on her, but during a cab accident they stumble upon the Rhomanthique, a big man the colour of ruddy rust who is covered in lumps. He eats only chocolates and drinks only wine, and throws roses at people who pass by. Because of this, he is picked on and lives alone.
Attracted by his strangeness, Libby falls in love with the Rhomanthique. Ari tries to win back Libby's affections, but is stymied seemingly at every move. Can he win back the girl of his dreams?
If you've ever wondered where romance begins, you're about to find out!
About the Author: Othniel Poole lives southeast of Melbourne, Australia, near the sea. He enjoys bushwalking, writing, music, and history. This is his ninth book.