Secrets of the World's Worst Matchmaker

Imagine you're a matchmaker and you realize too late you're in love with your childhood best friend. You only have yourself to blame-you're the one who matched him and now he's engaged to be married. When you find yourself in this position there's a few secrets you're going to need to keep...
Secret #1 - Smile when he tells you the happy news, even if your heart cracks in half.
Secret #2 - Don't compare yourself to his beautiful French fiancée. You're just as beautiful.
Secret #3 - Don't tag along to the tux fitting with him alone. Just no.
Secret #4 - Don't help him learn to dance to his wedding song.
Secret #5 - Erase all memories of the two of you through the years when lines blurred for even the briefest of moments.
And the one you never saw coming...
Secret #6 - Definitely, don't stand and object-someone else might just do it for you.