Sure, It's Funny "Now"

HUMOR (somewhere between Mark Twain and Homer Simpson)
Comments from others:
Is this the same guy who once mistook a black bear for a black lab? And then mistook a black lab for a black bear??? Gimmee a break.
- David Attenborough's barber, Sal.
He's obviously a horrid little man crying out for attention. And just what is his obsession with nudity?
- Distant cousin of Judge Judy.
My one hope is that he never makes it onto mainstream primetime television. All I know is he's way smarter than me.
- Stephen Colbert's neighbor, Bob.
The entire cast of Saturday Night Live is grateful he's passed out when their show is on. Especially Keenan Thompson and Cecelia Strong.
Art Buchwald and Andy Rooney agree: If we weren't dead, we would love to read his stuff! (If there was nothing else around.)
Bob Woodward claims: This guy has a
worse grip on reality than the last President I interviewed. And just like him, he's equally unfit for the job! Any job!
Comedians Jokoy, Dave Chappelle, Kevin Hart, and Amy Schumer all concur: They have never heard of Alan Gorsuch and they hope they never will hear from him.