The Society #StalkerProblems

I got an invitation to an illicit club.
They say they'll grant me three wishes.
They say they'll make all my wildest dreams come true.
All I have to do is sign the contract.
Is it too good to be true? I'm about to find out.
Warning: This is my funniest and steamiest book yet. Like...super steamy. You've been warned. Welcome to the Society...