The Stone Apocalypse

"Slim Roamer recently embarked on a cross-country road trip of indefinite length and with no set itinerary. His goals are two-fold: to find the best rock in the southwest, and to find himself. He has promised to provide us with occasional updates on his quest for climbing enlightenment. Printed here is the first installment of his journey."
Max Armpet. "Mad" Joe Jiminez. Merve the Perve. Randolph the Indifferent Circus Midget. The Mouth. A rotating cast of characters punctuates the pungent poetry of this climbing road trip to enlightenment gone psychotic.
Now pop open an ice cold one and let's get this over with...