'A' Game

What do you want for your invested interests?
Security. Consistency. Rules?
Rules. Hmmm. Rules are pretty tangible. We can do rules.

Rule Number One
Do not judge a bo-- Wait. Just read the cover of the book that is right in front of you.

Rule Number Two
Be Selectively Aggressive

Rule Number Three
If she is sitting in front of a drink you know she normally doesn't order, in a slick pair of black MaryJane heals, and that dress from the back of her closet. On a Monday Night.

Just talk to her.

That is probably all a Joker needs to pick up a lady who will change your mind about whether or not there's a storm coming. Why buy the reasonably priced heifer that could nourish the future branches of the family tree you so snuggly nest yourself in? You will get your free daily suckle off the teat of the corpulent cow who's been parked in the barn next door since you can remember.