Fallen Through The Cracks

Press your chin hard against your throat. Now turn your head to the left and lift your left shoulder until it touches your ear. Keep your chin against your throat, your left ear against your left shoulder, contract your neck and shoulder muscles as tightly as you can and hold it like that for the rest of your life. That's right. Eat like that, brush your teeth like that, drive like that and keep your head like that when you go to sleep at night.
This is what psychiatrists in South Africa did to me and they expect me to live like that for the rest of my life.