I Have The Best Words

This book was written by me, a genius. I saw the best words written throughout history by some very fine poets, tremendous poets, many people said so, and I thought, what if a big GENIUS took the best poems and made them EVEN BETTER?!

Compiled & edited by Bill Grouse-terrific guy, I like him a lot-this collection of classic poems has been, shall we say, "trumped up" for a generation who doesn''t have time for all that old stuff. Nobody knows poetry like I do. I think it''s going to be the most-watched poetry book in America.

Is it political humor? Satire? Parody? Or is it a sobering meditation on how we''ve arrived at this surreal historical moment? Maybe it''s all of the above.
One thing''s for sure, though: it''s a collection of oddly familiar poems that capture the spirit of our tumultuous times in a poetic voice like no other.